This afternoon, in a small but festive ceremony in Washington Square Park, Ricky Syers presented Larry The Pigeon Guy with his own marionette. In response to the honor, Larry said: “Oh shit!”
I TOLD YOU GUYS THIS IS THE ORIGINAL PIGEON MAN
Traumatized by #BlackFriday? Have a Gin & Cranberry Sauced.
Take your leftover cranberry sauce. Put it in a shaker with gin and fresh lime juice and a dash of bitters if you have them. Shake over ice. Double strain. Thank us later.
2 tablespoons cranberry sauce (without whole berries)
2 ounces gin
1/2 ounce fresh lime juice
2 dashes bitters, such as Peychaud’s
Sprig of fresh rosemary
Alie & Georgia
My kind of leftover repurposing.
I put my cat in a sweater
I love how people have turned the idea of not being a racist, ableist, sexist, trans*phobic, queerphobic fucknut into the phrase “political correctness”.
Because it’s much easier to say “I don’t like all this PC stuff” than it is to say “I actually like my position at the top of the hierarchy and though I know that I’m only here because many people suffer every day, I don’t plan on changing it, because this is waaaay too comfortable.”
I’m going to knit a sweater that says ASS COLD on the chest in big letters. It’ll be great. You’ll see.